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"Messi, if you played in heaven, I would die to see you"

"Messi, if you played in heaven, I would die to see you"


  • What I say:  That player is really cute
  • What people hear:  I know nothing about football, what is an offside? why are they running? what's a penalty? I just watch this to see hot men, hot men are the only important things in my entire existence

David Silva asked by


chmras:

HOLY SHIT. Rory Watson (18-year-old keeper for Hull City) sang “I’m Yours” for his initiation AND IT’S AMAZING!


  • me:  [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend:  [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me:  what the fuck i dont have time for this

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe